1. Kids these days do not like it if you play spooky music from a CD. They only like it if there is "a skeleton playing a piano." Sorry, kids, no room in the budget for that this year.
2. If you decide to be festive and call kids back to their seats based on whether they are wearing Halloween colors, they will count the color of their underwear and may even try to show it to you.
3. Do not draw a mustache on your son's face, even if he will be dressing up as Super Mario. He will cry and try to hide under his hat for a good portion of the morning.
